daffydthomas:

When a character death is so sudden you just sit there in shock for three minutes wondering where the hell that came fromimage


stalemuffin:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.


nflstreet:

feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever


islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them


drtanner:

feferipeixies:

if i ever don’t reblog this assume i’m dead

Remember that this game was supposed to be educational.


grijzegans:

MAD Magazine recreates Norman Rockwell’s famous 1958 painting ‘The Runaway’


wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Guardians of the Universe
“‘I, I understand if you don’t want to do this anymore…’ Rocket said, turning away and crying, holding his body with his arms like women in Lifetime movies.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Guardians of the Universe

“‘I, I understand if you don’t want to do this anymore…’ Rocket said, turning away and crying, holding his body with his arms like women in Lifetime movies.”


I feel so bad for Jensen Ackels making a twitter because I can only imagine how many crazy ass fangirls are tweeting him 24/7 with marriage proposals and Danneel hate

Posted 3 hours ago + reblog

*cries*

*cries*

Posted 1 day ago + reblog

I start school tomorrow and I don’t know if that means I’ll start blogging more or less.

Posted 1 day ago - 1 note + reblog

sneakyfeets:

chapmen:

literally wtf the fuck

I DON’T USE THE WORD WIZARD LIGHTLY BUT




  • Parent: what does a cow say?
  • Baby: "moo!"
  • Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
  • Baby: "baah!"
  • Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
  • Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

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