when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something
you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do you
a) power through and continue brushing
b) wash your mouth out
c) go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes minty
I don’t have time for people who think it’s okay to pick & choose which species of animals deserve to live happily and peacefully on this planet.
My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow
Fear makes companions of us all.
A king’s arrival is never silent
My fiancé feel asleep with my Loki pillow over his face and this is the best thing that has ever happened.