slayboybunny:

alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry   



erarg:

we will never know the scale of their riches 

erarg:

we will never know the scale of their riches 


powerburial:

powerburial:

Dr. Phil is short for Dracula Phil

Everything that happens to me is punishment that I deserve


goodbyecharmcity:

mayoryon:

I never did get to show her…

This is the saddest post on tumblr


gaydicks420:

verygaygirlfriendfoxmulder:

gaydicks420:

gaydicks420:

new aesthetic: surreal pop punk

your shorts are glowing and are made of a material not known to this world. your vans die and regenerate every night. every band does covers of gregorian chants. your bangs extend into infinity.

fall out void

Abandon your mortal form and ascend to a higher plane! at the disco



fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.


jontronshat:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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holmeswilliam:

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Miniseries Or A Movie (2014) - Benedict Cumberbatch

Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Miniseries Or A Movie (2014) - Martin Freeman

Congratulations to Benedict and Martin on their Emmy awards


"STEEEEEVE! IM SORRY!"
— Basically everyone who listens to the September monologues (via unlicensedwhalebiologist)

lemogera:

Read from the bottom up! 

I am having a lot of trouble controlling my excitement right now


boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.


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